Luxury To The Extreme: Numi Advanced Toilet $6,400

To talk about the features in detail, the high-tech bidet-toilet features a full-color LCD touchscreen interface, built-in personalized bidet functionality and deodorizer, dual-flush technology with .6 and 1.28 gallons per flush, an integrated air dryer, lid that opens and closes automatically, built-in music system, MP3 player connection and FM radio, heated seat, foot warmer and illuminated panels. If you are not comfortable with the touchscreens, the Kohler Numi still has the buttons at the rear.
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If you want to take sh!t in style this the toilet for you.